“And Then I Asked The Leopard If It Would Care For A Cordial Or A Coffee After That”

If only there were a handy .gif to express how I’m shocked, shocked!, well not that shocked.

“collecting a parked SUV and a semi-truck caught up in its path. After the slide hits, the camera recording goes dark.

In equally plausible news, George R.R. Martin’s “The Winds of Winter” is also coming out next week.

I like to say “no one is planning on replacing you.  The space where you once were can remain empty and no one will care.”

“American families aren’t having enough children.”

Ah, so he was trying to dogwhistle but accidentally foghorning even back then.

Yeah, same here.

Correction: looking further into the source article and then its source article, this was not the Supreme Court of New Jersey, but the Appellate Division of the Superior Court, which is one rung below, and the plaintiffs are appealing.

Much better source article that specifies this:

Torts professors everywhere are elated at this perfect new final exam question.

“unless a competitor catches up on charging infrastructure, I don’t see that changing anytime soon).”

Crushing one’s self into fine paste is the ultimate way to avoid responsibility!

Why spend your time coming up with dumb hypotheticals that didn’t happen to try to explain the different thing that did happen?

Many people are saying it!

“Cutting across the highway’s gore — the triangular area separating the main highway from an exit — to pull over”

Ah, well, then, good luck with that lawsuit.  You’ll need it.

I don’t even have a luxury car, and I can’t remember the last time I went in to pay.

In another world it would definitely be Nikki Haley, but in this world it would require the insane racist filth who have lined up behind Trump to transfer their affections to a woman of color, and I feel that’s unlikely.

I will dance in the street.  I will perform a gleeful jig.

One?  No, he’s the equivalent of four or five stupid motherfuckers.  That’s how much of a stupid motherfucker he is.

“so they aren’t really doing any reading besides seeing a random headline here and there.”

And in those cases it’s pretty easy to guess where “here” and “there” are.

I long for the day when Trump finally shuts the fuck up, forever.