““How can anybody afford that?”

Particularly annoying that Jalopnik keeps doing this, especially here where, for instance, later on they didn’t say “GM lost $8 billion on Cruise.”

I don’t always say this, but it’s worth checking that commenter’s post history before crafting a serious response to them.

No they haven’t.

I really, really, really wish they’d name that Foxconn site “Scott Walker Park.”

“Courtney Loveseat” is amazing.

The fact that Trump was in a position to do that in the first place means that they’re correct to think a large number of Americans are indeed idiots.

If France decided to train some Exocet missiles upon these fuckers, and use them, I’d be perfectly fine with it.

Well heck, you’re planning on deorbiting the whole shebang pretty soon anyway.  Just go for it!

The (largely feigned, I think) confusion some people are expressing here seems like more of a problem with calling thermonuclear weapons “hydrogen bombs” in the first place.

Yeah, exactly - I’m sure he’d be much less scared about actually dying in a helicopter crash than he would in being believed to have been scared.  Doesn’t fit his self- and projected-image.

Funniest thing is - this is actually a much worse outcome for him than if he’d simply made it up, since we now have someone corroborating that it happened and that big strong Donald Trump was scared shitless.

Impressively stupid to scream FAKE NEWS when anyone can go to their web site and see that it’s indeed a real price change. Why would you choose to deliberately be that dumb?

I mean it is called the Blazer.

That’s always my go-to leader in this category!

I think we have a new contender in the “Number One Easiest Death to Avoid” challenge.

Weak.  You tried, but oh, so weak.

Probably “this is the vehicle we have and this is the place we live.”

Goddamn people taking their sweet time to retrieve their monstrous bags from the overhead bins.

If he makes a regular habit of eating roadkill bear meat, it certainly goes a long way towards explaining the brainworms.