It’s pretty much that - someone slipped you something, or you had only one drink but didn’t know that a medication you were on severely amplified the effect, or you had that one condition that all hospital shows eventually feature where your body automatically processes sugar into alcohol without you ever knowing it.

I don’t know about Texas law, but in many states, when a defendant wants to raise an intoxication defense to argue that he wasn’t capable of forming the necessary criminal intent (mens rea), a distinction is drawn between voluntary intoxication and involuntary intoxication. And if the intoxication is deemed voluntary,…

Yes, and how dare any woman speak against him, especially one he viewed as ugly!

Ah, I see the misunderstanding here - you said “she should have filed charges” meaning “she just should have filed charges,” and I read “she should have filed charges” as claiming she hadn’t.

And he never admitted to having a crush on Messing.  

“The customer is now banned from Taste of Heaven Espresso and Lee is pressing charges for assault.”

and/or die

For the same reason he was constantly bitching about Rosie O’Donnell in 2016.

Usually they’re also a big, strong man with tears in their eyes.

It’s not uninformed, it’s based upon common knowledge about how often police are held to account for their negligence.

Yeah, I think “spectacular negligence” is a much more appropriate phrase than “unfortunate accident.”

If you’re not upset by the specifics of the comment, and acknowledge that it’s a frequent occurrence, why did you comment at all?  Why choose this specific moment and that specific opinion to make your stand?

Gotta be edgy somehow, even if it requires pretending to dislike things that were almost universally liked.

This sounds a lot like Speed 2, except on a bus.

Yeah, that plus it clearly starting to turn and roll means that the landing must have been just spectacular.  How the hell did anyone survive that.

Well now that song’s running through my head again.

You know the answer already.

Although probably not in the direction we’d need.  But we could tell him that the government was storing all the vaccines in these cars, and that should get him into the cockpit.

Then we’ve got one final mission for Randy Quaid.