This sounds a lot like Speed 2, except on a bus.

Yeah, that plus it clearly starting to turn and roll means that the landing must have been just spectacular.  How the hell did anyone survive that.

Well now that song’s running through my head again.

You know the answer already.

Although probably not in the direction we’d need.  But we could tell him that the government was storing all the vaccines in these cars, and that should get him into the cockpit.

Then we’ve got one final mission for Randy Quaid.

Did anyone lose a couple of fingers?

“Her boss charges her with delivering a rare yellow parrot in a cage—an obvious symbol, although that’s not clear just yet”

And yet “less profit” trumps all of those.

And now she’s gone and fully identified herself to remove any doubt!

Oh, thank you - I do know that, because once I learned to play the game properly I’ve found that it is beatable on a lot of runs.

Same here - not a huge fan of prequels in general, but the other one turned out decently (book and movie), and Haymitch is certainly a character interesting enough to merit more, so what the hell, why not. I’m trying to remember the details from that brief part of the book, but wasn’t there some hinting that maybe the…

Not unless you assign each of them a two-page monologue.

“I think we can agree that the idea of “Woke” is bad, immoral, just not right, or just wrong. Each of us may have a different list of what is woke.”

“As an aside, thank you to all the people who recognized that the question was a bit written by a trans woman for pride month. I’m glad we’re on the same page here.”

Could stand to be a bit more shiny and chrome, though.

“Slay The Spire, just as one example, is beatable on a lot of runs once you actually learn the game properly.”

“Ya think maybe I was smart enough to reach out to my cop buddies and let em know I was conducting a road test and they have cordoned off the area for me? Nice try buttercup.”

No, buttercup, I don’t, because if you’d done that then you wouldn’t have deleted the video.

Which still would have been obvious lies, but at least they would have been cloaked by a bit of feigned shame.

Your other hand remains completely free to continue jacking off about your CyberTruck.