“When Cassie and multiple other women came forward, he denied everything and suggested that his victims were looking for a payday. That he was only compelled to ‘apologize’ once his repeated denials were proven false shows his pathetic desperation, and no one will be swayed by his disingenuous words.”

When it’s about Stalin, it’s probably not apocryphal.

Heck, Greg Abbott’s way ahead of him!  He’s letting civilians do the killing, and pardons them for it!

It doesn’t apply here, but the first of those mentions is a link to an earlier article discussing people who think it does.  (Idiots who think the ship crashed because of DEI.)

It definitely wasn’t societal tradition in 1789 to disallow loaded guns at the airport!  

“Branham’s lawyer, however, argued that he should face less serious charges since no one was killed or seriously injured.”

Or really bad FSD, and that would make it much easier to fulfill the “last car you drive on Earth” prophecy.

The Hammer of Thor for being surprised by a discovery.  (also for Avenging)

Whose truck was so bad they said “fuck it”

And Musk views everyone as beneath him.

“So my question is, do they ever explain while the female lead in the movie has what appears to be well made clothing?”

You Could Have Called Me Dennis of the Planet of the Apes

It really is (and they really are).  

Hopefully not a real spoiler, but in Kingdom the first time a human speaks, my mind absolutely went immediately to “he can talk! He can talk! He can talk! I can SIIIIIIIIIING!!!!”

“(anyone remember that brief shot of the original movie’s rocket taking off which these movies have basically just ignored ever since?)“

Check your bags.  You’re going to be fine, and not having to give a damn about the overhead bins is more than enough to make up for the extra (non)hassle of waiting around a few additional minutes at the baggage claim.  Plus you don’t have to lug it around the airport. 

Talk about a time where you really really didn’t need all those extra clothes anyway!

Not to mention the obligatory clip show episodes.

“It’s the person who tipped the city off. If he got away with it for a number of years; it wasn’t because the city’s cracked team of boat driveway investigators finally got around to his property.”

Rather than the sadly-obnoxious two-hour video with broken and annoying audio included here, here’s a link to the 30 seconds of footage that matter: