“Occam’s dull butter knife”

Hell, even if the bridge was brand-new and lovingly maintained every single day by a swarm of repair bots it couldn’t have withstood the hit from a gargantuan container ship like this.

I’m surprised it took them even a minute.

I would totally watch a sequel that’s about where Dignam holed up after Queenan was killed, and then what he did after getting revenge.

“Do you wanna have a mawp, or do you wanna appeah to have a mawp?”

Also every line in the entire scene where Queenan and Dignam are recruiting Billy to be a long-term undercover.  Absolute perfection from all three of them.

Well, it would be the parts extending well out of both sides of the frame also collapsing.

Particularly funny when you remember all of Trump’s Infrastructure Weeks.

It’s pretty funny to say things like “I’ll hand it to Trump - Operation Warp Speed was a huge success that saved a lot of lives” and watch their brains go into meltdown.

“Russell Crowe can NOT sing, and yet he gets Jean Valjean?”

Everyone note that if you ever meet this guy, you shouldn’t cover your mouth or nose if you sneeze or cough.  Get it right on him, right on his face, in order to respect his beliefs.  To do otherwise would be unkind.

It’s certainly a reasonable guess, though.

I’d go completely catatonic and lie on my bed to await them discovering it just like that kid in Hereditary.

Either way, this seems like the kind of guy who was probably pissed off when they renamed the airport after them.

Source for the no-knock part?  All the articles I’ve seen so far don’t say either way.

They’d better...

Starred for the Spanfeller comment, not the slander against delicious cilantro.

Ooh, yeah, that’s a pretty uncanny resemblance. 

This looks/sounds very cool. Definitely interested in seeing it. I’m trying to find a good comparison for Dastmalchian’s recent rise to “odd-looking character actor who always delivers,” and I think I’ve landed on “he’s the new Steve Buscemi.”

The car she bought is noted in the article as well as the subheadline.