“Russell Crowe can NOT sing, and yet he gets Jean Valjean?”

Everyone note that if you ever meet this guy, you shouldn’t cover your mouth or nose if you sneeze or cough.  Get it right on him, right on his face, in order to respect his beliefs.  To do otherwise would be unkind.

It’s certainly a reasonable guess, though.

I’d go completely catatonic and lie on my bed to await them discovering it just like that kid in Hereditary.

Either way, this seems like the kind of guy who was probably pissed off when they renamed the airport after them.

Source for the no-knock part?  All the articles I’ve seen so far don’t say either way.

They’d better...

Starred for the Spanfeller comment, not the slander against delicious cilantro.

Ooh, yeah, that’s a pretty uncanny resemblance. 

This looks/sounds very cool. Definitely interested in seeing it. I’m trying to find a good comparison for Dastmalchian’s recent rise to “odd-looking character actor who always delivers,” and I think I’ve landed on “he’s the new Steve Buscemi.”

The car she bought is noted in the article as well as the subheadline.

America really needs a blast of seaman these days, no doubt.

FORD REALIZES THING WE’VE ALL BEEN SCREAMING AT THEM FOR YEARS

Say what one will about Tomato; at least he was creative.

I like that this particular troll was saying this about a (still-hypothetical) movie in which Bond will be played, finally in keeping with tradition, by a white guy.

Then you’d just have boxy minivans.

Whenever it’s not noted, I think we can safely presume that it’s terrible.

You know the correct answer already.  

Way better than what Shatner would have done with a resurrected TNG-era Kirk if he’d been given the reins:

What did they do in the 80s when this exact thing was being said about Japanese cars?