A bit callous, perhaps, but also actually incorrect: she had a child, so had graduated from Darwin territory.

“Ajay Thakore, otherwise known as Ace Rogers”

Okay, even if we hadn’t already known in the leadup that this was a colossal asshole, we’d have known right here.

Yeah, it’s at Defector!

Just got this over the weekend, and holy shit is it 1) great; 2) addictive.  

He’s every bit as good a Tommy Lee Jones as Tommy Lee Jones is.

That’s why I always have a rueful chuckle at the “...or the terrorists win!” line.  Uh, they did.  They reorganized our society to a ridiculous degree and it’s proving fatal for exactly the reasons you mentioned.

I guess I need to clarify that I fully understand this will not be the same experience as seeing the totality.

It’s just a way to establish your place in line, since the deposit amount is so comparatively trivial.

This is why I’ll be perfectly content staying where I am and observing the ~80% eclipse we’ll have here in the bordering zone.

Much like Apocalypse, just go to YouTube, find the clip of the movie’s scene where Quicksilver saves everyone in bullet time, and you’ll have seen the best part and the only part you need to see.

“Sufficiently advanced science, bitch!!!”

I absolutely love this “Here’s What We Know” article.

Damn, after me and the kids had these for literally the first time ever just the other night.  Didn’t notice any plastic crunchy bites, at least.

Sure, but if there’s a single person on the face of the Earth dumb enough to fail to consider all of that, it’s the guy who got high and accidentally bought Twitter for way more than it’s worth and then drove it directly into the fucking ground.

I think the second one lived up to the first, but the third was definitely a drop, though still enjoyable.  This sounds badly disappointing.

Thanks.  The typo I just noticed and no longer can correct is killing me, though.

“I’m not donating money to either candidate” doesn’t mean “I’m not donating Trump money for his appeal bond” or “I’m not loaning Trump money.”

Although that still would have been sufficient to impart the necessary knowing.

In fairness, they’re also sometimes about Jesus being a muscular white guy who beats up foreigners.

On the one hand, sure.  On the other hand, death by train is perhaps the easiest type of death to avoid already, and I’m not sure how possible it is to prevent a determined suicide.