Potential issue: if he gets even dumber, how exactly would we be able to tell?

Any other planet, perhaps.  Not wide swathes of this one.

Seems like Elon going into a persistent vegetative state would be the best possible thing for all of these companies.

While I’m guessing the cockpit voice recorder likely wouldn’t add all that much of substance to the investigation (perhaps a number of “what the fuck was that”s and some “mayday mayday”s), it still seems like having only two hours of time before the tape rolls over is needlessly limiting.  

Yeah, I really like all these “normal” features (other than the lack of frunk), so if they can unfuck their software issues I’ll be seriously interested in one of these.

Maybe it sounds better in the original Russian?

If the only real difference is less sodium, then Blue Heat is the healthy version!  I’m going to eat more of them now.

The higher-ups at Warner Brothers certainly cared that the guy who made The Suicide Squad made a good movie.

I don’t think the DCEU’s problem was the casting - for the most part (Affleck definitely included) it was good-to-great.  Which probably is part of the reason it was overall so very, very disappointing.

The only one of these I’ve had is the Smartfood/Doritos crossover, and it’s tremendous. They should find a way to make it a permanent collaboration.

With the proliferation of Cheeto/Dorito flavoring to other food/snack products, eventually they’re going to just start selling shakers of the dust itself, right?  I’d love…

Beck Bennett was another good Glue Guy, and I think James Austin Johnson is easing into that role now quite well.

I don’t think I agree - the Injustice Superman snapped because he was so connected with humanity and so devastated when he lost everything he’d loved and protected.  Showing him as disconnected from the start would undermine that.

Re #2, yeah, whatever else his shortcomings, he can put together an absolutely gorgeous shot like few others.  If someone could put him on a movie and give him zero story control or input, and zero script control or input and just have him purely on shot composition, he’d be very well-suited for it.

Pfft. This is some Sunday post-church behavior by Florida standards.

We can safely presume it’s not #1.

Absolutely.  And not only are your answers admissible, but if they pulled you over for speeding and you answer “uh, because I rolled through that stop sign back there?” guess what you’re also getting cited for.

That can certainly be our response to him, though.

Real reason: if you tell them something in response to that question it’s admissible in court.

I think we can all safely presume that one wasn’t.