“Not a parent, but I’ll say as someone in his mid 20's school lunches after Michelle Obama became ultra-processed crap made by the lowest bidder whose only requirement was to meet certain “nutritional” figures, not make the food taste good, or even look appetizing.”

It’s insane that you can’t connect the dots to what…

It’s not a feature, it’s the only feature.

These puns are really toeing the line.

Yes, but the more likely that it’s Someone Else’s Problem!

I think we should all just agree that a parenthetical about the current SCOTUS is presumed on every post about law these days. It saves pixels.

Another funny part about their lying overall is that all of these efforts to ban abortion within their states, thereby necessitating travel to another state, now makes it irrefutably “interstate commerce.”  

That’s not actually agreeing with me.

The source article noted that her health condition didn’t prevent her from drinking any caffeine, just that too much would/could be dangerous.

Okay, I’ll vote instead that the pilot who used an ax to take out the parking lot gate is a hero, or I guess at least an attempted hero.

“one of the most important additions has been “cross-core” helmets, armor, and weapon coatings.”

It’s really amazing that this wasn’t in there from the start, as almost literally the entire point of having so many cosmetic items is to mix-and-match, but I’m glad it’s finally here now.  

Yeah, there’s no chance that spite didn’t play a role here.  Someone decided not to tell her on purpose.

I think it’s that the “moderates” in the GOP House - meaning from districts that Biden either won or were toss-ups - know that their only chance of reelection in 2024 is for the House to be at least theoretically functional and not in the shitshow limbo that it’s been in for the past month. They figure that even a…

The lawsuit (as noted in the linked article) makes it clear that it wasn’t that she couldn’t have any caffeine, and that description provides nothing to advise a reasonable consumer that it contained at least as much caffeine as black coffee.

It’s this odd line of articles where Jalop seems to deliberately conflate the end of the early adopter era and the failure of the automakers to successfully manage a transition to a wider and less-expensive approach with “Americans don’t want EVs.”

What part of that sentence was confusing to you?  

“That driver made it two miles with Mendez on the hood of their Civic before they stopped and removed his body from the car, continuing on their way.”

Not even the tiniest bit confusing.

“uninsured driver that caused the collision”

Of fucking course this idiot was uninsured.  Jesus.

Why should it always be so mysterious?

I do like the idea that it is now judicial precedent that evangelicals consider lying to be a fundamental aspect of their religious practice.

“when he inadvertently packed his revolver inside his carry-on luggage”

Bullshit.  Bullshit bullshit bullshit.