Ah, so Trump aspires to follow the example of Grover Cleveland in multiple ways.

The only time I’ve ever gotten a timeout on FB was for a pretty-obviously-joking comment that “Defund” could be replaced by “Nuke”.  They really don’t like people threatening to, uh, use nuclear weapons, which seems like a bit of not understanding just about everything.

“So naturally they did what anyone else would in that scenario, and slapped a working drill on Mario’s head. I can only assume what Miyamoto thought about that.”

They’ve had a propeller hat for quite a while, so I’m guessing that was fine.

Yeah, you’re right, and that’s easily the most surprising omission.

First, as a commenter in my mid-40s, thank you for specifically writing this article for me and my kind.

Yeah, there’s a reason “lifelong bachelor” used to be a pretty breakable code phrase in earlier times.  I agree with Scott fully here - for likely the only time, about anything - but hey, he didn’t have to choose to be a Republican where any of this is a big problem.

Why do you think that’s lame?

I think one easy place to draw an initial line, to be revised later as needed, is packaging where plastic is used instead of a less-polluting (more recyclable) material only for cost or marketing purposes. Blister packaging in particular.

Thrice obligatory:

Yeah, it’s almost tempting to finally get an account so that I can get in on the class-action settlement that is inevitably going to result from this.

Yeah, based on looks it’s far more suited for search and rescue operations to find the missing colonists who vanished and the colonial marines who were sent in after them on a bug hunt.

Another Horcrux has been eliminated!

Food for thought when any articles here about China get suddenly inundated with obvious plants.

Problem with getting people to realize/pay attention to that that we’re actually still in the 30s part of that, where they were planning all the shit, rather than the sexy 40s that all the movies get made about.

damn, that’s good.

Plus, that’s “give it to ya” anyway.

“Trump is dumb and awful but also sometimes smart, and this spray-tanned bag of putrid hate knows that he can use the indictments and the mug shot specifically for his martyr narrative.”

Yeah, but they’re ridiculous and would use a bird flying into a window at Fox News HQ for the martyr narrative as well.  We people of…

“Imagine, all news outlets, social media outlets etc just stop reporting on him”

Yes, imagine all news outlets, social media outlets etc. just stop reporting on the former President who tried to unlawfully seize power after losing an election and who is the current frontrunner for the GOP nomination in the election…

I’ve seen more than one post in the past twelve hours noting how well 113-5809 maps onto the beloved 80's hit “Jenny” by Tommy Tutone.