“The local police chief shrugged off the delayed action when pressed about it: “It’s a pretty high priority, as a juvenile,” he told Time, but “sometimes they slip a little bit because we’ve got a lot going on, but then they come back to it.””

It hardly needs to be said, but fuck you, chief.

He was being flirting/flattering there.

And today’s the day I learned that Lisa Kudrow is older than Marissa Tomei.

“Because Chipotle’s salsa is so spicy, it dominates every bite of the burrito, and while it gives the whole thing a really aggressive kick of heat, that aspect also steamrolls everything else.”

An important lesson for cooks/producers who are tempted to just load everything up with shit-tons of spiciness: there needs to…

Ah, I see I need to take it down yet another level for you: there is no such thing.

Why don’t you want more movies by and for women?

I’m not sure how long ago it was - possibly decades - but after having this happen to me once, I realized that I virtually never printed things in color at home anyway, and switched to pure B&W printers from that moment forward. Have not once ever regretted that.

That would be why I put the phrase in sarcastic air quotes and used the qualifier “so-called.”

Right, everyone got that very dumb point that is very easily refuted, so you didn’t need to restate it exactly.

Hell, if he’s a farmer he might be drinking from the tap of sweet, sweet subsidy.

...do you really think the AVClub writers are wealthy at this point?

What the hell do you expect?  He wrote an explicitly political song!

Thought these fuckers hated the FBI now?

“The lawsuit argues Kennedy’s videos deserve special treatment because he’s running for president.”

I hate that shitheads like Junior here, and Trump before him, are trying to use this one-simple-method-for-avoiding-prosecution technique.  No, the easy trick for gaining immunity should not be submitting papers to run…

Another good example of the so-called “responsible gun owner” who was that until they weren’t was this very judge in California.  

Sure sure sure, but it wasn’t a knife or a chair or a million other things, it was a gun.

“He was arrested and swiftly released on $1 million bail”

He seems a pretty obvious danger to others and himself, so the only reason I can see to allow him to post bail at all would be that they hope he finishes the job and spares everyone the expense of a trial.

Sure it can.  Cases from state supreme courts are appealed to SCOTUS routinely, and they can hear it if they want to just like most other things.  

Amazing how Lindsey Graham once again manages to somehow, against all odds given the other people involved here, say the single dumbest fucking thing possible.

“My mouth isn’t filled with blood, it’s victory wine.”