Have the next two be Carol & Ted?

“Jacobs also confirmed that having a central count in Milwaukee does mean that all absentee ballots are processed in one place on one day, making the possibility of a well-placed fire genuinely changing political tides a very real one.”

Well Jesus fucking Christ don’t tell everyone that!  

See the leader image for an example of what I’m sure he deemed “work.”  Sure, watching a sporting event from the comfort of a petrobillionaire’s skybox is such difficult labor.

““We used two cutting edge submersibles that are named Romeo and Juliet”

I can’t decide whether to award points for resisting the urge to name them “Rose” and “Jack,” or subtract points for not naming them that.

“But what would make you reconsider Tesla? What would Tesla have to do to win you over?”

Every single answer will be a variation on “feed their CEO into the recycling vats,” and that’s mine as well.

How hilarious.  Wishing them the worst in this difficult-not-to-laugh-at time.

Ha, that’s so appropriate!  Yep, that’s where I’m remembering it from.  I wonder if he’ll ever remember where he heard it from!

Universe should have been left uncapitalized.  Your post should have ended with a punctuation mark.

He joined West Ham off-screen, so it’s a fine bookend to that.

What an irrelevant thing to say.  But you certainly are free to say it!

Not.

I think that’s the more likely thing, if only because so far we know nothing else of consequence that the character is tied into.

There was a writer (or comedian; can’t remember who said this) who pointed out that falling back on freedom of speech was the worst argument possible not only because it’s misused so much, but because if your sole argument is that it’s not literally illegal for you to say the words, you’re giving away how weak the…

“even though he only takes about two or three days off per year.”

Also questionable.

Probably because of the words he used and the context in which he used it and the person he’s talking about.  Other than those, though, you’re right.

Okay, let’s compromise and dump them in the Southern Ocean instead.

If it’s the one I’m thinking of, I didn’t see the broken part the first time and hilarious flew off into the sky, then the second time realized there was a hook right there with which you could simply attach the mine cart to the unbroken side of the rails.  Loved it.

Out of curiosity, which shrine?

Agreed.  I found it quite a bit more intuitive than the Great Plateau from last time around, personally.

That’s somehow the dumbest thing that poster has said yet, and there have been some doozys.