And not just ticket, ticket, ticket - move rapidly to boot, boot, boot, then impound, impound, impound, and cube, cube, cube for repeat offenders. Don’t do the usual “let them build up 50 unpaid tickets” thing.

The Fox News viewers would be more horrified by the end of that text than by the beginning.

This is partially fair, but mostly not. We are absolutely entitled and correct to complain when they made up a rule out of whole cloth to benefit themselves, then immediately violated that supposed rule in order to benefit themselves again. They are absolutely not entitled to complain (nor are they somehow aided by…

I’m definitely jealous of those who live in climates where xeriscaping is possible.  It’s not usually a downside to live somewhere spectacularly fertile with plenty of groundwater and rain a-plenty, but in terms of having to maintain some sort of lawn it is.

I think you’re me, because same here in every way, right down to the great benefit of actually being able to hear the music in your headphones without damaging your eardrums.  Going all-electric for all of my lawn tools has been fantastic.

I replaced my gas mower, which still worked fine, with a Ryobi electric two summers ago and have had zero complaints.  Works great, no longer have to keep the gas can around (especially after I also went electric for a snowblower this winter), and it’s so much quieter than the gas one that I can actually hear the…

He’s the guy in the hot dog suit demanding to know who’s responsible for crashing the weinermobile through a storefront.

That’s fine, though - the more Justices the less it will swing on 1-2 votes.  Dilute the pool and the piss isn’t as distasteful anymore.

“but if the courts are being unfairly attacked, the organized bar will come to their defense.” But “if anything,” the justice continued, “they’ve participated to some degree in these attacks.””

He’s so close to getting it.  Sam: this means they view the attacks as fair.  Which they are.

Yep, scared the hell out of me as a kid.

I think to an extent you’re both right - Kendall seems to be that rare sort (like Trump) who manages to convince himself of his own bullshit when he repeats it often enough.

I think those arguments could be made - hell, you could throw in that a minivan is a hatchback with sliding doors!

“Ayesha hired the Guardians to protect the Anulax Batteries from the Abilisk.”

Pretty sure they’re Harbulary Batteries.

“As the lawsuit progresses, some conservative Montanans have parked themselves on every single public bench in the capitol to prevent Zephyr from doing so.”

Remember their usual traditional battle cry of “get a job!” to protestors?

Greg is and always has been a remora with a great sense of which shark he should attach himself to.

They really are.  Their cheese balls are the industry best.

All hail the minivan, the perfect vehicle.

If that was true he would have gotten fewer votes in 2020, not more.

I also thought the spliced-together bit seemed incredibly obvious, so anyone in that audience would have noticed it immediately.

I told my wife while we were watching last night that I think Roman is getting suicidal.  Just getting a vibe that his “reveling in what a scumbag I can be” thing is approaching end stage.