Because of course he was.

Let’s say this, you have a terrible neighbor, parties all night with loud music keeping you awake and driving down your property values. You dislike your neighbor, and feel like there must be something illegal going down, so you hire a private investigator, who goes in and comes back with a report saying, they’re…

This wouldn’t be the first time he has conspired with the WH over dubious claims.

On the bright side, he has now implicated himself AND compromised his congressional immunity by conspiring with another branch of government (executive) to release this memo.

Believe me, after receiving his replies to my letters, phone calls and e-mails, this is basically a Doctoral Thesis for him. Most of his stuff is, “Gun control laws would make it impossible to fight ISIS!” or “I support immigration in some way but not in others. Mostly the good ones.” And a thorough belief that a…

Also, there’s an own goal buried in it: The Papadopoulos investigation was already underway when the Page warrant was issued. The dossier did not start the whole thing.

Some believe that “For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.” is the saddest story told in six words.

That top-photo is one of the most ‘Merican’ things I have ever seen.

...- Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott

“I’m going to throw the book at the guy who tried to punch the guy who sexually molested his three teenage daughters.” - No judge who wants to keep their job (in a state where they elect judges, no less).

This has been posted under every single story, multiple times, since the victim impact statements began. It’s not as hot as you think (sorry).

I legit teared up at the Sam Malone scene, that hit me in the childhood feels.

My thought - and I could be wrong - was that all the characters are still in the afterlife, and this is a simulation, so all the languages/accents are still corrected like they were throughout the first two seasons. Michael and the Judge didn’t actually bring them back to life (right?) and go back in time/change the…

Everything she says has been aged in oak barrels.

Good news for fans of science fiction’s greatest f-bomber, Chrisjen Avasarala.

The last time I got such enjoyment out of seeing a blogger on ice, I was working as an usher at Andrew Breitbart’s wake.

There is another testament of Jesus Christ. And unlike the previous, it’s all American!

No, I think that’s people who post the same humorless comment more than once in response to a harmless joke.

The star was quoted as saying “If this isn’t the best movie in history, may I be struck by lighting!” before being struck by lightning.