I love that the response from the team looks like they stole the design from the fake release.
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Careful you might cut yourself.
There’s no way trump himself wrote that tweet. For one, no way can he be magnanimous regarding a defeat sources inside the white house are comparing to an “earthquake” and “virginia times a hundred”.
Secondly, none of his mannerisms are present. There are no randomly capitalized words, nor is he putting weird synonyms…
No. Sewing is the method of creating clothing or soft goods either by hand or machine-I should know, I’ve been sewing for 45 years and do it for a living. Sowing means to distribute seeds in the soil, as in gardening or farming. Or as in sowing jizz full of human seeds in Vietnamese brothels full of underage sex…
*Smash cut to...*
“There’s too many farts in this fart machine!
I think Emo Phillips did it better, though.
He who throws a baseball with his hand has forgotten the face of his pitching coach.
“No, see, he just wrote ‘n....r!’. It could mean ‘number’, or maybe ‘nagger’. Because he nags all the time, right?”.
Meh. Not so amazing if you knew Billy.
Kudos for mentioning the man on a park bench in Mario Odyssey. It’s such a quiet, sweet moment in a game primarily known for its more explosive approach to game design. To a limited degree, it reminds me of the dog moons - you really need to just slowly putter around with that cute dog waiting for him to dig something…
Your lazy cynicism has a much better chance of tipping the scales, I’m sure.
how’s the weather in Russia today?
Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!
A Fox News poll recently gave Democrat Doug Jones a stunning 10-point lead over Moore, while most others show Moore polling a few points ahead of Jones. Either way, that’s a whole lot of Alabamans who are fine with this.
Uh, people who look 2 pics into the ‘Faces Of Meth’ catalogue don’t usually sport Louis Vuitton.
“It doesn’t bother me because it doesn’t impact me personally” is the motto of the Republican Party.
Someone should tell him Obama drank 24 Diet Cokes a day and only a beta cuck could only handle 12. Then this whole nightmare situation might just resolve on it’s own...
Only one shithead has had the lack of wisdom to wear one of these hats at the retail business where I work on the left coast.