Then we’re cool.

File that under “feature, not bug.”

Classic. I think this might be the first time I’ve ever watched that one with the sound on - OUCH. I also always find myself hoping anew that the ice gives way under him at the end when he’s lying there in pain, but alas.

Yeah, I read the whole article assuming Impossible Pool Sex would obviously be at #1, and what the fuck?

Yep. As a lawyer also, seeing this news caused me to literally burst out laughing in my office. There is no fucking way he put his own money out there.

I suspect he doesn’t want her talking not because she’d tell about the affair, but because she’d confirm that they just paid her to pretend there had been an affair in order to support Maximum Leader’s claims of ultimate virility.

Such as

Fun Fact: you are allowed to say “fucking” on the Internet.

Don’t even get me started on someone who describes David Brooks as one of the liberals.

And then lamented that no one had thought to properly monetize the fair.

And it’s another contract that can be awarded to a crony!

So much duh that I’m really curious what grounds the first appellate court apparently found to reverse the trial court.

“But Your Honor, those incriminating documents were stored in a cabinet clearly marked ‘Private,’ so I should not have to turn them over!”

Just have it as a one-episode “Where Are They Now?” reunion of the documentary participants.

The answer to all of this is right here:

How do they smell from up close like that?

All I hear when I read the phrase is “Rock Lobster.”

Ma’amimal, of course!

I giggled when the very next question after this answer asked about something shitty. A triumph of funbag layout.