Yeah, what the fuck was his point supposed to be regarding that photo?

Counterpoint:

In-di-ana
fuckin’ Jones
In-di-ana
mother fuck-ing Jones

Yeah, that scene alone is why I’m completely able to overlook the other ways in which this movie hasn’t aged particularly well. I’m not a big fan of a number of other elements here (though they were fine for the time), but Reeves was pretty perfect.

Sure, except instead of a cute little alien guy it’s just a steaming turd with visible corn kernels.

“I think Eleanor’s real test was when she told the others she failed.”

My thought too. 

Yeah, my wife and I busted out laughing at that one because she just the other day did a purge of all the issues we’ve built up, meaning to read but not quite finding the time/effort.

Ha, and look what you’ve chosen to do with it.

I didn’t think you were - by and large they’re better at using English.

Bringing this one out of the grays so everyone can have as good a laugh about it as I did. Well done, you perfect example of what I’m talking about, you.

Because people are really, really, really dumb.

That was the real tragedy of Y2K - that all of a sudden for the first time in recorded history dust started falling and some of it got on peoples’ shoulders.

I think it’s funny that these dickheads keep thinking they’re going to be replaced. No, guys, no one has any intention of replacing you - the space you once occupied will remain vacant.

In my dreams, O’Reilly is already a zombie.

Okay then, Vince.

In a way, I think it essentially already has.

Oh look, Trump’s Press Secretary.

I’m genuinely looking forward to Peter Petrelli’s death.

“but as a father of four amazing daughters, I can tell you they’re only that way *because* we spanked them.”

How? Did you leave one out of the spankings so you’d have a control group? 

Alternate strategy that I’ve employed from time to time: tell them in excruciating detail so that they will never make the mistake of asking you again.

I like how she tries to admit “it was beneath me.” No, Lynne, it was right at your level.