Last summer when my kids dared me to try to nail the driveway hoop from the front porch, and then I did in fact nail it, I ran around and whooped just like that. Sadly, my story ends with no one presenting me a check, and one of the goddamn kids turned her head as the shot left my hand anyway.

Another absolutely spot-on argument for legalization (full legalization) so that appropriate regulation can follow.

“A White House official told Vanity Fair, “it’s categorically false that Trump is unhappy with Kelly. He’s only ever referred to him as the general, tough, can be rough, and commands respect.””

Oh, John Barron’s back? 

From what I remember of the coverage last year, they had duplicate sets at stage left and stage right in case a presenter lined up on the wrong side.

Nah, when you admit that you were just going for the one-liner rather than posting something substantial it’s entirely justified. Playbook, heh. Okay there.

I’m getting the feeling that certain breeds of troll are nervous about Harris in 2020.

I hope Jane is asked for comment and says “Who?”

A Dream of Spring - coming in Winter 2076!

100% with the “heartbreakers are worse” team. Cubs fan - It’s hard to give a tiny little crap about the times they got somewhere only to get utterly destroyed (2015 NLCS, 2017 NLCS) against the times when they were so close and gave it away. To say nothing of late-season collapses to miss the playoffs entirely. A…

Not to mention the general hellbent-for-war attitude of the GOP at all other times. I don’t have a problem with a conscientious objector or philosophical pacifist or whatever dodging the draft. I do have a problem with chickenhawks.

Wishful thinking.

I mean, it’s adapted from a series of books that will never end.

I feel like that might have made the news.

See, I loved the first Pitch Perfect and thought the second one (aside from the music, which remained well-done) was pretty awful. Haven’t seen the third yet either.

True - we never see penises in Axe ads, after all.

Also won an Oscar, besting the original movie’s attempt!

I feel like someday it’ll be reasonably easy to do a quick copy-paste of this article with a bit of find-and-replace to assess the trajectory of the “Pitch Perfect” series.

I mean, that’s true of pretty much any warm-weather city compared to ones with extreme temperature differences during the course of the year.

In one of the first stories on this there was mention that she was getting pissed that he was taking too long to actually pay the money he’d said he would pay. That’s the point where I decided that the story was absolutely true.

“side note: i know if i see the word “blacks,” some silly racist shit is about to follow.”

Yep.