It’s not not about that.

“So, unless your friendly neighborhood Bee’s management has developed amotivational syndrome due to years of prepping riblets and frankly doesn’t give a shit about your well-being, don’t expect to get too much out of this.”

Wait, there are Applebees locations where the staff and employees haven’t completely checked…

Yep, state charges looming overhead are key to this situation.

I’m genuinely enjoying seeing all of these fuckers irate at the very idea that a shooter could go relatively unpunished.

I’ve always loved that photo because it makes it clear that he’s actually a human skin being inhabited and walked around by a weird cockroach-alien. It explains everything he’s ever done.

Harsh but fair.

He’s pleading out on something way less toothy than what they clearly could have gotten him with - only explanation is that he’s giving them some extremely good material.

Finally he’ll have an opportunity to take some time off and get in a few rounds of golf!

I’ve traveled back in time from 2018 to tell you that McConnell does not, in fact, do the right thing.

I’m straight, and while I lean very leftward I wouldn’t claim to be a pure socialist, but I’d love to plot Roy Moore’s downfall.

What an awful thing to say. Shame on you!

“We’re trying to win football games.”

Beg to differ, Kyle Long. 

All well and good, but not really what the person to whom I responded was saying.

I always thought they should have made a “Bend It Like Beckham” sequel called “Kick It Really Fucking Hard Like Rooney.”

When asked for clarification, Fox added “we also don’t know vaguely what we’re doing.”

“For Newswatch 16, this is Allen Vickers, re-examining all the choices that brought me to this point.”

I agree, and the date on the death certificate reads 11/8/16.

One of them seems to be shown completely owning Vision and getting ready to rip out his Infinity Stone, so I think you’ll be okay there.

The only problem with that analysis (I agree) is that the drunk uncle is currently occupying the White House.

Those professors probably would have assumed that you’d already learned about rounding in first grade or so, though.