Someone also clearly knows perfectly well that his client absolutely did everything he’s accused of.

Yeah, that was the bit that jumped out at me too.

“The whole point, I think, of doing the flag thing is for us to say, as a country, “We are all in this together,” even if may sharply disagree on policy.”

Maybe in principle (I guess), but BULLLLLLLLLSHIT in actuality. What we are actually doing through these public displays of just how fucking patriotic we are is…

I think the word DJCelts1 was looking for was “uppity,” but I want to hear him say it.

That’s basically how we had it in the old days when trying to catch a glimpse of a boob through the distortion on one of the scrambled channels. Ah, the 80s.

Yes. Yes I have noticed that. It’s odd, isn’t it.

After reading that article, my brain is stuck on “Jesus FUCKING Christ.”

Guess he’s just embracing and running with the “liar” thing.

“Die Another Day”? More like “Die This Very Day Because This Terrible Movie Sapped Your Will To Live”, am I right?

Because dumb motherfuckers keep pretending it doesn’t exist, friend.

Pictured: the only barber Dylan Roof has ever visited.

I just love the story being told here in three panels like a newspaper comic strip:

Huh, so he really is a little silhouetto of a man.

Oh look, exactly to the word the kind of thing that terrorists say.

I like how the background portion of the tile right between his nose and his upper lip puts one in mind of a certain person’s toothbrush mustache.

They have a chance to come up with a clever insult and they go with Rocket Man? Are you fucking joking? They can’t even do name calling correctly.

Ctrl-f “Bulls”. 102, 164, and a commenter’s use of “bullshit.” Sounds about right.

“It’s complicated for me because while I like much of what Mowins brings to the table, I legitimately *do* dislike her voice. The forced huskiness in an attempt to bring some unearned gravitas to random noon games...play to the room, is what I’m saying here. We don’t need “Greatest Moments In Sports History EVER…

“As a man”