There’s this, too:

“’The rainbow is a reminder God will never again judge the wickedness of man with a global Flood—next time the world will be judged by fire,’” 

Hmmm.... as in sending His harbinger to say “You’re fired”? Suddenly this is all making a lot more sense.

“After Trump won, Scaramucci sold his firm in the expectation he would be getting a White House job.”

Wait - someone in the White House who acknowledges the concept of conflicts of interest? 

I think technically they rent the hookers, but reasonable minds can differ there.

Goins

I know he’s out of focus, but there’s no way that guy isn’t chewing his cud in that photo.

Interesting note: cameras that do this kind of thing were used to get that spectacular shot in Planet Earth of the shark jumping out of the water to utterly ruin a seal.

(he’s calling Macron gay because he likes to hold his hand)

Yeah, that’s fucking annoying. I WANT TO KNOW WHICH OF MY FUNNIES GOT LIKES BUT NOT SPEND A LOT OF EFFORT ON IT, YOU JERKS.

“Who wouldn’t want to go out with the guy who created the “Yankees Suck!” shirts?

The mere existence of cafepress means we are all entrepreneurs! Yay!

Mothership!?! A ha!

Strong username/post combo here.

Pretty sure a person who did that would not then put it back into the drawer with the clean ones, my dude.

It really is remarkable how determined Wisconsin’s GOP is to utterly ruin their state’s flagship university.

Did you at one point pass through a woman to arrive in the world?

Doesn’t sound like the actions of a person who is good at driving.

This guy feels like he’s one of those problems that’s going to solve itself in time, though.

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