You know how I know it’s science fiction? The female lead is age appropriate.

I appreciate that they showed the damn thing we all wanted to see immediately in the video and then explained, as opposed to 10 mins of commentary with ads interspersed.

Some are going to have trouble getting to his events and getting home.

And the alien on the roof, a fantastic use of the movie’s ads, which contained a different version of that shot.

You know how many people still don’t know rechargeable AA batteries exist? Way too many. Duracell knows that, too.

for all Shyamalan’s faults - and they are many - I don’t think he ever quite forgot how to frame a scene, or place the camera in the perfect spot for maximum impact. the man made some powerful images

I actually missed the reflection in the TV at first. The whole audience reacted and I was like “What?..Oh!”. Horror movies, like comedies, are meant to be seen with others.

Signs is the most I’ve ever enjoyed being scared by a movie.

Garland prosecuted Timothy McVeigh. I’m happy to have an AG who has previous experience dealing with right-wing terrorism. The middle finger to McConnell is just a bonus.

Well thank goodness for that deal. My AA rechargeables last wayyy longer than my DS4 internal battery, and when they run out they can be easily swapped rather than having to find a super long cable or suspend gaming while I charge the controller.

Before any silly suggestions get made, batteries are much cheaper…

I’m glad that they do. I much prefer swapping some rechargeable batteries than having to dock and charge a controller.

He’s basically white trash’s final form.

I have a few thoughts here, most of them disorganized, but I’m just going to put them out there:

Any time someone begins their comment with “am I the only one,” it’s just another way of saying “here comes an edgy hot take.”

There needs to be a Full House reference in this at some point. It’s too perfect a set-up not too.

All these trailers really seem to feature Kathryn Hahn quite heavily, which has me excited.

Teaching her how to do something can simply mean, you know, just showing her how to use a can opener. It takes 10 seconds and is a great lesson. In fact, no joke, I remember when my own dad showed me how to open a can of diced tomatoes. Guess what, it worked, because afterwards I always could open cans and am now a…

To tell you the honest truth, when they were wondering what happened to the cat I was expecting the punchline to just hang in the air that cats don’t have souls and let the audience realize the implication.