Already pointed out, but worth mentioning twice: Gorsuch inhabits a literally stolen seat and should still be in Colorado rather than DC.

Pretty naive to think that this fundamentalist-dominated SCOTUS wouldn’t have overturned that law.

Look at you, immediately running into the consequences of the very dumb statement that anything not literally mentioned in the text of the Constitution therefore doesn’t exist.  

It’s also pure lies in that the GOP is immediately going to pivot to working on state and federal-level total bans.

On the other hand, make no mistake - this Court would have overturned any federal law protecting the right to abortion exactly as it just overturned Roe.  They still will, in the unlikely event something gets passed.  Multiple deaths or purely increasing the number of Justices on the Court to dilute these…

He’s going to kill himself within a year.

Yeah, I suspect there are a LOT more Easter Eggs in that quick sequence that we’ll need a good-quality bootleg of before we can grab them all.  

Guys, I picked up this book and skipped directly to Chapter 30- that’s probably okay, right?

Yet there were thousands of ordinary Russians who weren’t fooled, immediately went out and protested, and somehow apparently managed to access the same digital spaces the rest of the world was able to.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It’s the “Good German” thing all over again.  Is it possible that they, collectively, didn’t know?  Absolutely fucking not.  Is it possible that on an individual level some here and there genuinely didn’t know?  Sure, but that doesn’t mean we should give a shit about extending them the benefit of the doubt.

Seems like the text of the law quoted in the article does exactly that, though.

If I didn’t already know that these are the dumbest people on the face of the Earth, I’d be amazed that they haven’t put two and two together about the implications of Antifa coming out to battle them.

“Cavalier initiated several complaints against departmental personnel. Each complaint has been thoroughly investigated by Internal Affairs and all have been unfounded.”

Come the fuck on.

RIP Mitch

Yeah, for any *legal adults* who were scammed by him it’s hard to give a shit.  Kids, though, I do feel bad for and hope they learn a valuable lesson.

“Just PRINT the fucking thing!”

Yeah, he would have been great as King Robert, because he is always great, but they were supposed to be contemporaries and he doesn’t look like Sean Bean’s contemporary.

Speaking of things that are crazy in Twenty Freakin’ Twenty: not having moved completely to rechargeables for all of your AA and AAA household needs. Including those remotes that hardly ever need replacing, since when you do need to replace them you will be disposing of batteries rather than simply swapping in new…

Good update, if such a thing can be said about this heinous blight on justice - the chief judge removed his criminal docket.