“Personally, I think one of my favorite Loki moments was “I have been falling... for thirty minutes!””

That is the absolute best line delivery, and one of my very favorites in all of the MCU.

He looks like if John Slattery had played Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park.

You say that, but then again I watched Greenland just last night, so I’ll not get my hopes up.

To answer your very bad-faith question, of course not.  But, like the others who have responded already to this extremely dumb question, on the occasions when I have been reminded of conduct for which I owe an apology, I’ve given it, because I’m not an asshole.

“for instance making fun of islamic people in iraq for being terrorists 20 years ago would’ve been fine”

What?  No it fucking wouldn’t.

“but honestly, did he really need to?”

Well, yeah.  People do need to apologize for shitty hurtful things they’ve said before.  Doesn’t seem like a big ask, doesn’t seem like a difficult thing to do if one is actually sorry and has, as noted, stopped doing it in the years since.

Nope!

Find anything - anything at all - that 37 states would agree on right now.

Probably the recent Netflix movie with Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams.

In fairness, the directors also could not figure out that character.

“CAPTAIN LAMMERS: Well, that’s what we’re hoping ISIS can find out.”

God, so many lines from the early seasons read differently now.

This film also gave us the epic moment of Wilford Brimley saying “Oral and whatnot.”

“Whether they thought it was good or not, I earned my chance to have a second shot”

Uh, what?  “I earned the right to put a bad show on TV” is a heck of a take.

Same.

And on the same day we all got to see visible proof that even stopping, dropping the gun, and putting your hands up still gets you shot.

Nuts.  Well, Google “Tom Hiddleston as Data” and you’ll quickly find the art someone made.  It’s uncanny.

Ocean’s They Are Billions

I’ll bet you $10 that the reason for the short window of time in which to steal the money is because the city’s about to get nuked.

Less every day, thankfully.

Funny part is: by making these statements he’s creating more and more ammo against him in that exact trial.  I love it.