Buried it deeply.

And, boys, if you’re ever tempted to commit a murder-suicide, please please please reverse the usual order.

Come on - if they had gone public and pretended to be considering to move out to Rosemont they would have been laughed back into the Stone Age.

And a goddamned amazing video to boot.

Counterpoint: nah.

Although we only have to give a shit about what Ryan thinks for a couple more weeks.

It was exactly 8.3 km plus the length of one face.

I’m starting to suspect that you may not actually be a doctor.

Syphilis!

There’s a part of me that will also always remember her as that young woman who came to the Scranton branch of Dunder-Mifflin one day to sell purses and went out on a date with Jim.

Ditto at 40% intensity.

They’re by and large either fully complicit or unfathomably stupid, that’s why.

“Senator Ron Paul”

Hmm? 

This is a white guy, so a conservative wouldn’t say that.

The hypocrisy of... owning a suit?

Yes, he looked at a photo of someone in a normal-looking suit that has no identifying marks whatsoever, and he looked up the price of that suit.  Sure thing.

I’d never heard of Eddie Scarry before this, but now I think we should make that post famous.

Although, frankly, I’m glad that they’re finally (openly) revealing how much they fucking hate “poor” people. Maybe a few of the ones who have kept supporting them will see that and wonder.

“Clark made his first appearance at the D.C. superior court on Saturday. He will be held until at least Friday.”

Hey, D.C. Superior Court judge: PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING STOP HOLDING HIM ON FRIDAY. 

Once again, he/they insist on not correctly spelling the name of their opponent party, and once again I have to ask who they think they’re impressing with that.