I’m not clicking through, but I hope to God that the very first fucking reply is: “BECAUSE THEY DON’T HIDE REPUBLICAN VOTES IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU MORON.”

Yeah, we all need to be over the whole Seth Abramson thing at this point.

Nah, Macron shook his hand so hard he got the quivers, so Trump hates him.

You cannot avoid Republicans demonizing you by getting rid of the people they want you to get rid of, either.

You guys are cute when you think you’re clever.  Ha, wait - Tomato.  Never mind.

It’s now abundantly clear that Tomato is actually one (or more) of the writers.

Her suicide will be my favorite.

You can be goddamned sure that DeSantis will do everything he possibly can to interfere with that re-establishment of voting rights, though.

I suspect no one told him what actually happened, and they stole his phone and locked the TVs to old Apprentice reruns.

“polar”

A clever clue hidden within your post! 

It’s funny when you guys try to act clever.

That must be Kal Penn as “I’m Going to be Rich” guy opposite the Duchess.

What a bunch of jags.

Not if we’re counting what Wreck-It Ralph was doing there as “punching.”

He looks like fucking Wreck-It Ralph there.

The fact that he’s alive, and that they just gangbeat him instead of simply shooting him, can serve as an easy counter to those upcoming trolls.

Sure, after it’s on NBC.

The Good Place is on NBC.

Jason decides “fuck it, if Blake Bortles is benched I might as well head over to Hell and be done with it.”

As an attorney in an employment-adjacent field (and who knows others directly in employment practice), this scrambling is hilarious to me.