“But my personal favorite is this story of Dorothy Kilgallen, from /u/newsydsyder18, a news reporter who was rumored to be researching Oswald and carrying her file for a breaking story on her person at all times—and she ended up dead. Apparently, Nixon had a file with her name on it that was not declassified with…

You already addressed your concern that you might be underestimating how far we’ve gone, so luckily I don’t have to.

Anyone else think Kelly is about two weeks from putting a gun in his mouth at this point? Those are some extremely depressed words from a man who may have finally realized what he chose to enable.

That’s all well and good, and persuasive, because in a vacuum it’s correct. But it’s also exactly the argument that people who are now known to history as “the Good Germans” had.

If it hasn’t become abundantly clear to you by now that Fox News will spin literally anything and everything to favor their preferred position, what the fuck are we supposed to tell you?

No, but your suggestion is still relevant.

“If by some chance we ever get a president worse than him, I’ll be amazed (and horrified).”

-Me, 2004, talking about the last one that we thought this would be true of. 

Oh, I see. Well, you were mistaken in that. Please do!

Well, keep showing them, then, simpleton.

Your husband and his buddies left the seats they’d already paid for empty? Golly, that’ll show them.

Yes. Rationale: anyone fucking stupid enough to vote for him the first time will do it again, joined by enough people who are fucking stupid enough to think there’s a potential matchup where he isn’t the greater of two evils.

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“I am a veteran. I would never, EVER take a knee, even though I believe the cause is just.”

Without intending to sound inflammatory, would you mind explaining why? 

No, I mean Hank Hill’s dad.

Yes, and yes it is.

“You’ve got to recognize that when there’s a tragedy like this, the first thing we should be thinking about is praying for the people who were injured and doing whatever we can to help them, to help law enforcement. We shouldn’t first be thinking of promoting our political agenda,” he said, promoting his political…

Yeah, direct donations aren’t that much. The soft money is absolutely huge.

The state? Many. The school? Few.

I guess “Nationals Nation” ought to be semi-allowed, though.

Going way back, but remember that Gus was Chilean, and chicken they served was specifically some awesome Chilean fried chicken thing, and who knows what they get up to down there.