No; the seats behind home plate have been netted in all stadiums for years and they’re still always full and expensive. People whining about additional netting spoiling their view are being ridiculous.

If only.

On the day I learn of his passing, I will smile and my mood will greatly improve.

Would have been simpler to say you didn’t watch the video.

I could literally watch this for an hour and not get tired of it. Thank you.

Booing during the national anthem? Those true fucking patriots.

And Genghis, for that matter.

As someone who also can’t get out of the greys on Deadspin I am sobered indeed by this assessment.

Other people have greater attention spans than you do, I guess. Sorry to hear about your limitations - with time and effort I’m sure you will be able to rise above them.

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“Im beginning to think maybe most of these people are using conservatism to thinly hide their racism.”

Weird, right?  

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Absolutely. Trump is every bully you ever met who picked on you mercilessly until you hit him back, at which point he ran crying to the teacher saying that you started it.

I’m getting more and more confident that he’ll get there.

Because I am familiar with logic and know that the existence of one problem does not negate the existence of another!

And yet she didn’t see it c

Oh, you already made that joke. Never mind. Damn it.

I want to live in a world where grammatically challenged white girls never again ask me what Martin Luther King Jr. would have thought about my desire to kick the living shit out of people like the one who spattered his brains on a hotel balcony.

No, but I’d erect reasonable railings and oh look at that literally every single ballpark did exactly that.

Don’t post dumb things.