Boy, it just continues to be weird how many members of this Administration and how many former members of the campaign just by total coincidence keep forgetting to mention meetings specifically with Kislyak!

Responded Swift’s camp: “We are never, ever, ever getting back together.”

As a sign of good faith, the Heat gave Bosh a gift of a fully-grown acacia tree, from the top branches of which he proceeded to strip the leaves with his foot-long tongue. All is well. All is well.

Just as the real monster is Man, the real Lebron stopper is Lebron.

Agreed 100%, just can’t decide if the red-hot fire anty pokers should be directed at their eyes or their assholes. Hell with it - let’s do both.

They would literally rather kill themselves than allow Democrats to govern, and at this point I say: “Godspeed.”

Sure, but if anyone ever finds a way to persuade them of that, let me know.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

“Why even fucking bother?”

I hope that they gave this girl a medal. Also, jesus fucking christ that’s cowardly even by the standards of administrators - it’s fucking hate speech, you morons. Punish the motherfucker!

We do now!

I don’t even feel the slightest bit bad about this: I will take genuine pleasure in one day hearing of his death.

“I don’t eat dinner or go out alone with women other than my wife either.

I do marvel at the counterintelligence sweep the next occupant of the White House is going to have to order before anything classified can be discussed in there.

Solution found!

Although it’s presumably more difficult, I wonder if they would target the island with those rockets to try to knock out or diminish the command capabilities rather than the hull itself.

Imagine if a Democratic President as obsessed with his poll numbers as the current officeholder had done this in a week where his approval number dropped into the mid-30s. Just imagine.

“IDK, as far as the book goes, I found pennywise pretty damn creepy from the moment he said hi to Georgie.”

Well, I mean, he is a clown in the sewer, after all. 

The Long Walk is still one of the best things he’s ever written.

I would have said so too, but I’ve seen a LOT of people talk about how their eyes were opened by the spectacular incompetence of GWB. Apparently not quite enough, mind you, but a surprising amount.