Yeah, I can’t believe no one else connected these dots. They are testifying because Putin’s pulling up the ladder.

“Sadly, there’s not much to see. The aluminum slug turns into a mass of super-heated plasma on impact, all but vaporizing its target.”

That doesn’t sound like “not much to see,” that sounds like “the most awesome thing it is possible to see.”

Chris Coghlan gets the last laugh!

Bad and terrible, but I won’t pretend it didn’t get a snort out of me.

Jesus christ, man.

What are you doing, man.

He would, but I’ll hold out hope that the men who actually have to turn the key might refuse the order at that point.

You’d think, but a mere six years(plus a few months) after Nixon resigned there was a newly-elected Republican President. (edit: fuck, a mere 8 years after GWB we all saw what happened.)

Ibaka elbowed him in the low back/kidney area first, though (ON VIDEO).

fffffffffffffffffart

That’s a Clifton if ever I saw one.

Although let’s not lose sight of the objective fact that jalapeno mac & cheese is amazing and worthy of going the extra mile to obtain.

Remember when after that they asked 45 to say one nice thing about her, and he said she was tenacious and never, ever gave up, thus totally contradicting his earlier statement about her stamina?

She’s set Putin in his place more than once - our POTUS is like a squishy fun balloon to bat around in comparison.

He’s got a similar expression to when he first met with Obama after Election Day - the look of a man who just sat through a talk with someone where he didn’t understand 2/3rd of the words they used or any of the concepts explored. He’s putting on his tight-lipped no-teeth “smile” to get him through until he can flip…

Having just watched the Stolen Custard Caper the other night, this is awesome and I can’t wait to see it someday.

Nope, nor do any of the people visible in that shot, which is the problem.

Because he’s a tremendous idiot in every possible way.

Well ain’t that a great big giant fucking shame.

Equally valid headline template to save time in future:

“Trump Accuses X of Y without a shred of evidence.”

Easy peasy.