Nice Nissan,dude.

Money has been short for toys this year,so I'm just thankful that these things are too stubborn to die.cockroaches have nothing on old Crown Vics.

My $50 ebay Chi-com T-7 fighter pilot helmet.No crash protection,but people seem to kinda avoid me and I can still smoke at low speed.

New to the car world? Really? Going to make an assumption like that,then call ME ignorant? I probably have carburetors older than you,so eat a bag of salted dicks,sandwich boy

So maybe I just have a problem with "Authority". Since it was "likely stolen",why not lock his car thief ass up and return it to it's likely rightful owner? There are all sorts of -likely- when you are trying to justify a DickMove. Seems like standard Federal Grandstanding Bullshit to me.Their statutes and…

Just effin with ya.How was Law Enforcement Cheerleader practice?

Reason #263 to ignore any law nobody ever asked us about before passing.

It's up on the outriggers.

Settle down,dude,your Chrysler Sebring is safe.

I hear a few slight modifications do wonders for those complaints.

Amazing how much rubber you can hide under these things.

pretty sure mine has another 20 years left in it

Needs Benny Hill music.

A truly beyond help Jalop will sometimes love an awful car simply because no one else does. They need us.

Good for you,and more assault barges for me :)

Old Panthers rock,Marauders especially,but not for 0-60 or 1/4 mile so much.But if you and 300 lbs of welding gear need to get across the mind numbing state of Kansas quick and comfy,or you,a wife,and a buttload of camping gear want to blast off to the Ozarks where the roads get hilly&twisty,they rule.Get a low mile…

I could be higher than Snoop Dog on new years eve,and still couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of Nascar

Might look better with fat tires and a yellow/red/blue Main Force Patrol paintjob.

Luckily for you,Sally Struthers,most people who smoke weed are mellow enough to not beat the crap out of you for calling them huge assholes. Please go down to your local bar tonight and tell everyone to stop drinking beer because some effing guy in Ethiopia needs hops and barley flip-flops or something. Don't forget…

I thought "Dance with the one that brung you" was a forgotten concept. Allright Morris!