Anything Donked out. Even anything remotely donk-like,and that's it for you then.

Maybe if you need a Xbox controller to teach you how to drive,you should just stay safely in your parents basement and play with the Xbox.

"An interesting new change"...(nervous tic).. As in "May you have an interesting life" Chinese curse interesting? Am I going to need to adjust my medication(again)?

I've been welding for 20 years,and all I can say is........Daaammn!

So, 458 Italia is Italian for Schadenfreude?

If you look closely you can see part of the dash falling back to earth,and the Check Engine light is still on.

I voted Crack Pipe,but only because there is no Psych Evaluation button.

I agree totally. Newest car I've ever owned.

Looks like they have also copied the "Arkansas parking brake"

I'd cruise it.... Slowly..through school zones and church parking lots.

67' Catalina.421..Welcome to my world,youngsters.But my bike has a 3 deuce.too.BMWhoo?

OK,I selflessly will provide the pasture for all those old,dirty,unloved P71 Crown Vics. Average Sized Hetero Dave's Island of Unwanted Interceptors. Free SOUTH PARK VCR tape W/ donation.

Can I get extra Government cheese on that?

WOW! I'll be in my bunk.

I like it a lot,but just too much money.

A MOTORCYCLE. For a month.

Regardless of what car they drive,I think everyone should have to drive for 1 year with NO drivers license. Fear is a helluva motivator to not be an idiot or an ass.

Me first! "Why did you turn?"

Is that kid wearing Porsche sunglasses?

Are you sure it wasn't a trans-gendered car,and a woman built out of rocket-resin? The car definitely looks uncomfortable,like it longs to be something else.