This is a common go-to story for Trump: some big, burly and normally unflappable figure is humbled to tears by the mere presence of Trump. It’s such a frequent refrain I can’t believe he’s still falling back on it. Football players, soldiers, farmers, they all become sobbing goobers at the sight of Trump. In his mind…

I think our system is overdue for a reckoning on arbitration agreements. Yes, they can save a lot on litigation costs, and individuals should generally be free to contract as they see fit. But this is just unconscionable, and it's not the only example. 

And it creates a poisonous loop.

We need to contrive a way to put a fetus on trial for murder in Florida.

They absolutely delight in state-sanctioned execution while somehow prattling on about the dangers of government.

How about a slideshow?

“How to Keep Your Relationship With an Imaginary Concept.”

My only beef with the asexuality discussion is a Word Nerd one: the “a” prefix should not apply to anything with a spectrum. If you occasionally believe in God, you are not an atheist. If something is asymmetrical it is not partially symmetrical.

this is sooooo funny if you read the article. lmfao do NOT do this

It’s hilarious that he thinks Target gives one rats ass about men who identify as “alpha males.” Their demographic is women who would celebrate Galentine’s Day.

Target would do Palentine’s Day if they thought they could make $$, but then he’d complain it was gay.

If it makes the “alphas” mad then I’m all the way in and will happily buy some Galentine’s merch from Target. Leslie might have been written as an over-the-top character but she was also right a lot of the time. It’s okay to be girly and also get s*** done and celebrate the women in your life. It feels misogynist to…

Nick Adams can have Palentine’s Day I guess. And then go fuck himself.

Until men receive equitable representation on your shelves, alpha males (like myself) will be taking our business elsewhere.

Your comment reveals your entire ass. Work on it for next time.

King Arthur Flour. Certified B Corp, employee owned, and excellent quality. 

The Ghirardelli brownies really are the best. Hands down. We don’t get them often because they are more expensive and the kids can’t appreciate the difference between them and Duncan Hines. But Ghirardelli is far superior.

You can be as curmudgeonly as you want, but that grammatical ship has sailed on prepositions at the end of a sentence. They are completely, 100% A-OK there.

Pop Tarts, the store brands and generics just taste like crap. 

Jokes about babies being born while clutching their mother’s IUD have been around for at least 40 years. I worked in an OB/GYN clinic in the 70's and we used to hear that story a few times every year. This is a very OLD hoax.