Oh come on. We’re not THAT bad. I know a lot of asshole lawyers and a lot of non-asshole lawyers.

Well, I definitely don’t think cancer faking is normal for law school. It’s just one of the few places in the world where that wouldn’t be the worst person you know.

I think this is a super-important point. I don’t want to be judged for the way I behaved 20 years ago when we were all swimming in a hideous sea of insecurity and hormones and acne. For what it’s worth, I was totally “cool” in high school— I got invited to all the best parties, always had the right boyfriend, wore the…

I have a couple friends from high school I still talk to, but the rest I plan never to see again.

Nobody could think of a name better than Ezra?

My hypothetical never-gonna-happen daughter will be named Chainsaw.