The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

For real. “Good news is that we have great talent on the ground.”

He sounds like he thinks this is a credit to him. “I have all the best storms. The biggest ones! Tremendous rainfall!”

Always relevant.

John Cornyn 2015: “When the government tries to play savior, we find that overbearing, intrusive Washington “solutions” do far more harm than good.”

Here’s an idea: even if you want to say climate change isn’t settled science, maybe it’s not a bad idea to find alternative sources of energy when fossil fuels are held by people who hate America and when they’re a finite resource?

Yup! All the way down to presenting him with two options you’re already okay with and letting him think he’s making the choice when he picks apple slices over baby carrots at lunchtime!

Mission accomplished!

 The morning queue at your local Starbucks is much lower stakes

they are skipping this event much in the same way that i skipped my wedding with paulina porizkova.

I would not be surprised at all that by the 2020 general election the entire right wing will have a talking point of how Trump was secretly a false flag president planted by the left.

“I Hire The Best People”

I literally died.

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.

History is my weapon of choice in this particular fight. This feels very much like what happened in SC post civil war. I shared this to my Facebook page...

“Those standing on the sidelines were baffled as to why police weren’t immediately stopping the skirmishes that took over the park.

You know you have white privilege when you “riot” with a damn tiki torch.

“This is a whole other ball game, I think,” a journalist who’s been covering white nationalists for 15 years told Jezebel.

If this was a BLM rally that was this level of disorderly, the police would have opened fire on the crowd by now.