“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”

From my friend, the ginger ale recipient in the window seat:

So soft and white. Like a dead fish’s belly.

If they would’ve just come out and said something along the lines of, ‘look, man, we need our jobs, and this guy is cutting the checks now, so there’s a new way of doing things’, at least it would’ve been intellectually more honest.

They are always trying to keep up with the Scurvy family who live next door.

He’s the heart and soul, along with Demetri Martin, of We Bare Bears, a show that glads my heart every time I see it!

Aw man get well! I’m not too familiar with him but he will forever be in my heart from the time he skewered Ann Coulter at the Rob Lowe roast. Classic.

I love that he’s honest enough to say he’d rate his own standup show a 68 on Rotten Tomatoes. “But you might like it, check it out!”

I will never not star this.

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

I just don’t get the mental gymnastics skill that it takes for a brown person to somehow believe that they are safe in this country because they voted for 45. As if there’s some sort of halo effect that comes with the ballot receipt.

She reminds me of the kirsten dunst character from fargo season 2. Looks normal, even kinda acts normal, but beneath the exterior something is fundamentally flawed in the software.

He is the epitome of Captain Awkward’s House of Evil Bees:

How can the media, especially CNN, be this generous to him? Just last week he blocked access to them AND he called them the “enemy of the American people.” It’s like the media has become the victimized party in an abusive relationship. “He didn’t hit me today! He acted civilized. He does love me! Maybe I should stay…

I rally like how Seth Meyers wouldn’t play clips of Trump, and instead would just read, verbatim, from the transcript. It really highlighted just how fucking crazy 45 sounds all the time.

“A tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

It’s like “Hey I brought you flowers and wine. Look over there while I poison you”.

Someone on the later edition of Hardball said “I’ll tell you what I tell my students. Don’t listen to the speech. Print it out and read it. Then you’ll put it in the proper context”.

I am so upset with media outlets right now. They are just completely ignoring everything that actually matters to focus on aesthetics. They are like those idiots on House Hunters who complain about paint colors but don’t seem to mind the 30-year-old roof and cracked foundation.