What? It released today. I’m still waiting for tomorrow though because Tuesday!!! Yay!!! Okay, then.

Glad I wrote my Sci-Fi novel to counter this. My friends were all, “no one cares about your stupid novel.” So... I don't know if I'm going to publish it or just kill myself.

The next George R. R. Martin right here.

That's so cool. Tell us more. We are dying to know.