sarcasmist
Sarcasmist
sarcasmist

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I have a Ferrari for you Justin. Some drawbacks: You will need to wait a few years for delivery, and it will not be the color you chose. But it might look like this:

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

And if they do go after the aliens, I hope these things are powered by some sort of cold Fusion for durability. I’d hate to see a brave Explorer put in a bad situation due to a lack of power on an Expedition to Escort a Galaxy Ranger while Transit-ing across the center of the Taurus constellation. It could really put

Hot take: the Macan is actually pretty great. If Porsche is going to need to (and they do) sell SUVs to remain relevant and producing cars we love , then the Macan is the least offensive way they can go about that and is vastly superior to the Cayenne.

The lack of comprehension of “nuance” present in those tweets are astounding and troubling.

I’m already anticipating his efforts in Flint to go just as swimmingly.

Drive it like you stole it

I love that Tesla exists, and is developing batteries and self-driving capabilities that could one day appear in cheap, reliable electric vehicles.