A big part of the reason I won't ever have kids. I would have revolted if my parents treated me like a baby that long. The list of things I was allowed to do that are now considered child abuse is too long to mention. None of them resulted in harm, injury or even discomfort.

Not a parent, but can a parent leave an 8 year old in a car for 15 minutes if it isnt hot out? I remember being left in a car and waving to other kids. But if I had a kid and did it I would be worried about jail time and broken windows.

But Mike Peters, a Brooklyn father of a young daughter, spoke for dads and moms everywhere when he told me, "I think she looked slutty.''

I'm | too sexy for the dance | too sexy for the Dads | too sexy for the lads

While this is clearly upsetting to some people here, I think it's important to see things like this.

People like me? Please explain yourself.

Wait, what was wrong with what she typed? You think because she's a woman she HAS to have kids and is missing out on something? Maybe she just doesn't want kids. I am 29. I don't want kids, ever. I love kids. Big fan. I have a great niece that I love to spoil and spend time with and I also love my friends kids. But I…

I know a few happy parents, but I generally see unhappy parents. I've known since I was ten that I didn't want kids and wasn't going to have them. I think to myself, how can these people be so programmed by society that they can't hear their own feelings of not wanting to do this?

Not a grump. Certainly not a misanthrope. I like humankind for the most part, but I just don't want kids of my own. (At the moment, but I'm currently not in a relationship and I have no desire to do the kid thing on my own.) I have two wonderful nieces that I love more than life itself and am constantly amazed at…

I have two kids. I love them dearly and they are wwonderful but there is always that part that says "what if" and it's the bit that misses all night partying and getting drunk and having tons of fun. I guess it's just life; when you have kids you have responsibilities and that's what the biggest regret is - not being…

I just read a FB post from a mom who misses her 4 month old at night now that she's put the baby in her own room. It isn't the first time I've read those kinds of posts, and I'm always like, "For real?!?! Is that a real feeling that parents have?" I have two kids, and I never felt that way about them.

PPD is very real guys. I don't find these funny at all. Sure, it's okay to feel that way when your kids are frustrating you? but everyday? You need to get help mommy.

"Brown rice and wheat germ with extra sadness and self-denial"

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