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She was obviously banging Ganon on the side

yeah, in hindsight Link's date-rapeyness was kind of awkward.

I could see Ganondorf retconned into an anti-monarchical freedom fighters, rallying the oppressed Gerudo people against their imperialistic exploiters.

I respect them trying something new, instead of just cranking out a clone of the first game, but the execution did not come off very well. Combat was awkward, hampered by the ridiculously short sword which made you have to walk right next to an enemy to engage. The extreme knockback with every enemy hit made getting

Single most annoying thing for me is the minuscule length of his "sword"

Great game - play it.

so they did the wrong thing for the right reasons?

Sometimes it is only by losing that we truly win

Mike's professional life in BB seems a bit contradictory. At first, he is Saul's cleaner, seemingly a free agent, but then he seems to get ret-conned into exclusively being Gus Fring's black market business manager.

Lots of people were complaining about the "stagnant" time of the 3 years that the show took place in, over the course of 7 viewing years. I tell those people to fuck off.

The details of his crap job don't really matter.

The "U" symbolizes a "V"

Wasn't it kind of stupid for Jimmy to return to the same place where he scammed the dude the night before? Surely Ken will be pissed off and looking for him?

He sees himself as an accomplice in setting up Walt's criminal empire, which goes far beyond the bit of money-laundering he originally envisioned into dozens of people dead. Hard to Slippin' Jimmy his way out of that.

Yeah, Walt did some horrible things, but Jane directly threatened to undo him. It would have been more ambiguously wrong if there was no blackmail, but Walt saw that she was destroying Jesse and let her die solely because of that. I mark it as "justified"

i see your point, but an average is an average. You're hung up on the difference between "The average American does X" and "On average, an American does X"

that's how averages work. The statistic you are looking for is the median.

Maybe he's betting that all the dogs have a good time?

yeah, long hair is a pain in the ass

holy shit, how long did Rick's zombie conga line take to walk around? They went from high noon to early evening