sarcasmdetector--disqus
sarcasm detector
sarcasmdetector--disqus

OKay, that second letter with the offended zir has to be fake, right? Going on pornographic Tumbler, getting offended by what you specifically sought out, tracking down someone who has obviously been taking steps to keep their identity secret, accusing THEM of "triggering", and then sealing the victim card by

seriously? perfection and invincibility is boring. when you have to invent a glowing green rock to give your protagonist some kind of road block, it's boring

or like my sexual escapades after moving to NYC, but before getting married

YEAh but he does it into the most dickish way possible

I watched 2 unwillingly, but my friend had a bunch of coke so i decided to hang out and watch, but i don't like needles and when she had to jump into the swimming pool full of needles I might have passed out.

counterpoint: money

and yet here you are…

and hungry again in 30 minutes?

come on, no one actually likes seeing other people's babies. And I say this with two kids of my own - my kids I can tolerate, other people's mewling wastrels can go crawl off a pier.

yeah - if anything, it makes Lou look even more incompetent in retrospect, that this mass-killer was just able to assume a new identity and live under his nose for 2 decades.

just talk about self-actualization and try to look smart.

it was nice seeing lumbering flesh golem Ed actually develop some agency and self-actualization over the course of the show.

ugh, so awful. bad misstep in an otherwise great show.

"Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"

Everyone's gettin' laid tonight!

I hope she doesn't do any of her "spoken word" pieces that completely brought the Daily Show bits to a grinding halt.

The answer was inside you the whole time. Right next to that embollism.

Taco Bell -

not sure why, but this comment straight cracked me the fuck up.

it would have been more satisfying if the Season1 boss had been Charlie Gerhardt, implying a continuation of the KC-Fargo power struggle without spelling it out. Having plasticsurgery Hanzee just come in as a new third party and take over from a consolidated KC was just weird.