It's a sand cloacae, not vagina

this would have been an interesting "what if"? Would Darth Vader have known about him and quietly mentored him from afar?

There is a case to be made that there were greater advances for human/sentient rights under the Empire than during Republic.

Yeah, no wonder there were new Sith literally every generation. Any philosophy which boils down to "Just ignore your feelings, emotions, and everything that makes you a sentient being" is bound to backfire.

So what was that giant cloning rainy planet doing before they got the big Jango Fett clone contract from Dooku? Just cranking out GMO chickens or something?

The Jedi were kind of fascist, in retrospect

Any ideas why Jabba is immune to the mind-trick?

Do they serve coffee?

Nevermind that - is it low fat?

My wife did a study abroad in Australia for 6 months back in college, and she tells me the ratio of amazingly hot girls to ugly scuzzbag guys is ridiculous. Well, I guess the ratio approaches 1:1, but you know what I mean.

same reason It's Always Sunny is consistently ignored, even thought it's been the best live action comedy on TV in the past decade.

I kind of glazed over during the HOTU sequence - is there a good digest/interpretation I can read about this?

yeah, he can either go the narratively logical but "boring" route, of just throw a spanner in the works and have space aliens come fuck everything up during Winter .

Cut Arianne/Dorne to 2 chapters

They should have done the opposite of this

Wow, jacking off to Lucy Lawless again makes it feel like the 90s!

The problem with successfully writers is they get to big for editors to meaningfully critcize, and you get a bloated double mess like AFFC+ ADWD when it could have easily been trimmed into one satisfying book. A Dance with Crows?

He is probably frustrated that everytime he thinks of something interesting to do with a a charcater, he finds that impatient folks of the Internet have already anticipated and torn apart this possibility.

10 EAT HOAGIES

It's almost like the spoilers are inverted now. So knowing that (SPOILER) Barristan Selmy dies in the show makes his role in the books kind of superfluous now.