She went to the store to get a pack of smokes. I'm sure she'll be right back…

I guess they both drink Pabst and Olde Milwaukee

*presses "Trenchant Insight" button*

So you're saying Simone is trapped under a dumpster?

I would have to unwrap her, just to be sure.

just being a contrarian

i left room for a 5% margin of error

95% of this technology will be used for porn

*Ness confronts the Abstract Art!*

So all everyone who goes to a sex worker has to do is ask them "Are you engaging in this economic transaction between two consenting adults of your own free will", as the 300lb Bulgarian thug in the corner menacingly cracks his knuckles?

Dan's attitude of "sex work is super-empowering and should be completely non-stigmatzied" sounds great, until you actually see the huge numbers of human trafficking victims traded like baseball cards to satisfy the market.

Ahh, the prophecy foretold that you would bitch about this stuff…

WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS

yeah, but ultimately Helm's Deep didn't mean anything in the larger narrative. They fought off some orcs, Gandalf saved the day, and then they just went to Minas Tirith.

Unequivocally love this show. The finale could be Karl Weathers silently drinking for 48 minutes, and I would still rank this as one of the top 3 seasons of TV ever.

Spiderman?

great username/comment dissonance

I liked everything that you disliked

I was hoping Floyd would draw the gun in her waistband and get off a shot before she croaked.

Why did we/the aliens never watch Peggy getting banged, then?