yes because jail fixes everything, manzel needs therapy, and rehab, not jail time

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

Yes. The official protocol is “Don’t get us sued” which translates to “don’t do a goddamn thing”.

Amen. I get that schefter has to publish the info when he gets it, (back off, journalism majors) that’s his job. Publishing the chart was lazy and in poor taste, and not something I can respect.

Also these kids:

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Exactly. When was the last time the USMNT played on field turf. I can’t think of one.

Fuck Cancer

In my (somewhat limited) experience cancer, once things go downhill, they can go downhill really fast. A prognosis can change really quickly.

Damn man this sucks. I am going to hug my cancer fighting dad extra hard today.

60 is so “be grateful for every day we have” young.