@newkidpresh: Thanks!

What disappoints me is not the fact that someone wrote this, but that someone else (or maybe several someone's) thought it would be a good piece to publish. Which means there are a whole gaggle of idiots responsible for this crap.

@s.j.washyohands: Kind of sad that my italics didin't work.

[i] Nigga do a push up! [/i]

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Turtle time!

@PrisonBreakShaker: AGREED.

@The Curse of Millhaven: or joining a league of unusually smart and young individuals to fight crimes and solve murders with the FBI.

His mustache used to make me cringe, but now it just kind of makes me giggle.

I've always wanted to try to cup, but unfortunately I'm allergic to silicone. I've been thinking of the luna pads instead because...I don't know. That sounds like a considerable amount of work. I still might try it though. You know, for the planet and all.

@intangiblemango: or placing your purse on the bridge and then turning your back to it to groove to some guy's terrible singing. No wonder it disappeared halfway through the film.

@notsodarling: I'm already formulating my exit plan, just in case.

@annebreal: lady fingas!

@amowls: THAT'S where I know her from! Sheesh. I couldn't place her, it was driving me crazy. I was about to turn to imdb.

Oh Morning Gloria. You make my Sundays bright with laughter.

*snort* Rest in penis.

@notsodarling: AHHHHH! So much sexiness!

This made my day!!!

I want to like what Brad Goreski is wearing. I really do. But I just...can't..seem...to get there.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Me too! I mean, I occasionally watch Desperate Housewives, but I'm not personally invested in their happiness. I guess I really liked them together.

There are some celebrity divorces that I respond to with a "Gee that's too bad," and there are other that make me gasp with a, "What? No!"