I still can't get over how adorable Jennifer Garner's ears are on that little girl.

It makes me sad that John Mayer now sickens me. I remember how much I loved John Mayer's music in high school and, while it's the same music, I can't listen to it without getting angry or sad that old memories I have are now tainted. Damn it John Mayer, you ruined it for me!

@AthertonMerriweather: No, I'm not watching it either. I figure if anything interesting happens I'll hear about it here.

@Dunny0: Is the penis attached to a person? Or is it just a mold that you can get in any adult shop? And how much money are we talking here? And is it money that was already in there, or maybe that I have to feed into it, like a bank?

I am love this season of Atlanta. Like this past season of New York, it's the (mostly) the fun kind of crazy that's fun to watch (with the exception of NeNe's marital woes, of course). Mothers of a certain age talking about dildos? Fantastic! Phaedra outrageous lies to cover up the fact that she was pregnant before…

Until I was in high school, my parent and I had a system for listening to music. If I wanted a particular album or artist, they would require me to bring them the lyrics ahead of time and would read them over before agreeing to anything. Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera weren't allowed, but I could listen Lauryn…

I don't know #6 strikes me more as a small Mary Tyler Moore.

What if I put my iPod in my pocket while walking down the street (as I tend to do)? Will it cause problems/erase my iPod? There is nothing worse than being in the middle of a mini, private dance party to Lady Gaga or Peaches and have it suddenly stop without warning with no way to get it back.

@femme-bot: y-e-s.

I can't tell if they're laughing like "Oh, those rumors are so ridiculous! Of course we're not lesbians!" or if it's more of a "Ha ha! We're totally in love and we'll never tell anyone about it!" Hmmm.

Is it just me...or is her nose slowly disappearing?

Wait, Kate Walsh is coming out with a brand? A brand of what? I heard nothing about this.

@silver-spork: Seriously. Was she thinking that only like-minded thin people would ever see it?

Is Ryan O'Neal's reality show going to involve him hitting on his daughter again? If so, I'm not going to watch it.

@bluesbelle: I think they are the favorites, and the Situation has his moments. I think he's so popular because he is easily the most outrageous and most delusional (at least in my opinion)

I love how this study is conveniently worded so that boys just sound like well-meaning, attentive boyfriends and girls sound like bitches who don't deserve them.

You know, Aaron Echolls, I would have guessed you were an employee of Sterling Cooper Draper Price had you not been standing right next to your wife and her very obvious costume. I hope you didn't stray too far from her last night, otherwise you probably had the annoying task of explaining who you were over and over…

@Alohamaid: Yes, I'm with you on this one. I vote pregnant again.

No! Take Weeds instead! They jumped the shark so freaking long ago it's barely recognizable anymore. Big Love had a lot going on last season, and it was a bit crazy, but it's not too late for them to get back on track! Don't do this to me!

@la.donna.pietra: or perhaps Tom Hardy and Henry Cavill. Just putting this out there.