It's kind of funny that this should come up now, because just last week I was in the grocery store when some guy started chatting me up in the line about my cat food and what kind of cats and what I fed them. I thought he was just being polite, and tried to go away, but then he started asking me about how many…

My friend often refers to them as "mounds of power." I tried it out for a while and, while I like the sound of it, it just doesn't roll off my tongue the way "boobs" does.

I loved last night's episode, for all reasons mentioned above. I especially loved the scene where Peggy spies from over the partisan that separates their offices to see what's going on/see how mad he is after the whole secretary thing. It was just a part of a scene but I loved it so much.

I really liked BGM, and the crying did not seem excessive to me. I'm pretty sure that if I were planning a last-minute wedding, starting a new family, and writing a new book shortly after the death of my estranged father all while experiencing pregnancy hormones...yeah, I probably would have cried a few times.

@maidmarigold: right! ok. I remember now. thanks.

Wait, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Michael in Deanna's season of The Bachelorette? Didn't she sent him home?

Seriously? An autobiography? He's like...four! How long can that book or film possibly be?

@The HZA.: Exactly what I was thinking. I especially want to see a reenactment of the "Scary Island" videos. Or, better yet, that three-episode reunion special.

@RenoMartini: my thoughts EXACTLY.

OK, so I realize that, based on the history of the show, after Ali chooses her "true love" we have a short amount of time before that shit catches fire and burns to the ground like a house made out of cardboard. However, I still find myself really rooting for Chris. Yes, rooting is pointless because it's not real, but…

That was...worse than I thought it was going to be...which is REALLY saying something because my expectations were already pretty low.

Those...poor....dogs.

I was in a public place when I read this. I'm pretty sure there are some strangers who are laughing at my facial expressions.

@s.j.washyourhands: Though it was not my intention to make anyone feel "unwomanly," I do not take back the intention of my comment, which was simply to express that these photographs represent an unrealistic standard of beauty for many, many women that I do not wish to hold myself to. I apologize if my comments were…

"Turtle time" is the best phrase ever. I think it is the single greatest contribution any reality show has made to pop culture in the history of...ever!

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I'm kind of glad Jennifer Garner's daughters have her slightly too large ears that kind of stick out. It's ADORABLE.

@biancajames: LOVE this movie! Also, I think having a hot man bath you in cool water helps with the whole heat situation.

That caption for the second video made me laugh out loud (causing me to freak out my roommate). I believe I have also lived out that moment, but in a South American themed bar somewhere else.

I need the skirt in slide 2. I would be willing to shell out the money (if I had it).