Coworker sent me this. Enjoy.

Having bounced from the East Coast to the Midwest to Canada to the South, here’s some regionals I’ve discovered. Disclaimer, I’m white, so on the one hand some of it might be easier for me to see ‘cause their guard lowers, but on the other I’m not on the receiving end so YMMV.

MIDWEST: They’re super mega into college…

The sad part is that he’ll probably end up getting some money from this lawsuit because white tears can get you anything you want.

BREAKING NEWS...

He can’t wear that uniform and badge all the time, and one of these days his cop brethren will see him the same way they see us.

Just wait for him to get his ass shot off by a white cop next time he goes plainclothes. Maye then he will grab a clue, unless he goes full Uncle Ruckus.

“You’re talking an anthem of hope and unity within this country”

Instead of doing whatever it is that the secretary of health and human services is actually supposed to do in a Trump administration

Those are the times that pray something bad happens to you. No hoe, don’t pray for me, pray that God can turn those corn niblets in ya mouf into looking like regular teeth.

Thank you. Like whenever a fake Christian wants to feel superior when they say: “I’ll pray for you”. I had a co-worker tell me that once when I had to remind her to mind her business about my faith. Just the day before she cackled about the time her oldest son called someone a “faggot”. If it wasn’t my job involved I…

LIES!

“I was faced with two presidential candidates that I really did not approve of,” Campbell elaborated. “And so I had to find something, a commonality with one of them, that would make me feel like if I have to vote, I should utilize my right to vote. Since I don’t prefer either of them, what can I find that would make…

I’ve never had Cream if Wheat. Seen it in stores but still don’t really know wtf it is.

*adds chucklefuck to dictionary*

BTW, that this is what white folks are finding so personally injurous right now - yes, judging by the polls showing clear majorities of Americans saying that people should be required to stand for the national anthem means that it’s most of you - shows you just how good you have it in this country and how utterly…

There are A LOT of seriously and sincerely stupid-ass motherfuckers in this country. - Damon Young of VSB

It’s like they go out of their way to prove why the damn protests happen to begin with. I mean...you think it’s disrespectful to kneel for the anthem, so you go full nazi? I....yeah. That says far more about you than it does about the players, moron.

People have always been stupid. Since the beginning of civilization. Scared, too...and lazy. It’s just until very lately people lived relatively private lives. The breadth of your stupidity circle was your family, your friends, your co-workers-that was pretty much it.

“It’s been almost a year now since over 60 million of us decided, consciously and with agency, to elect Donald Trump President of the United States.”

so you’re saying wait until it’s available on blu-ray, wait for my buddy to buy it, then “borrow” it from him for a few months. roger that!