This is what you get for hating on Snuffleupagus, Mr.Bricken. A middle finger rubbed all over your face. And I haven't washed my hands.

I KNOW! It's blasphemy!!

9) Snuffaluffagus

What the hell does "messy tidiness" mean?

Your joke is making me laugh (50 humor points to House MissGenX). But it also serves to bring up a great point—ANYTHING can be sexualized. OMG. That's why these types of bans are so dumb. Ban leggings. Ban mini-skirts. Ban tight-jeans. My boyfriend thinks I look sexy in baggy sweats and old t-shirts. So let's ban…

"and be the caregiver when others are diagnosed."

Watching Linde's face clear and hearing him go "What?" has made my day. I seriously have watched that part alone at leat ten or fifteen times

I fucking love the school's statement. "We take bullying very seriously! So seriously that we completely let the bullies off the hook, and punish the children they bully for creating a distraction!" The mom's comment about it being analogous to short skirts causing rape is depressingly apt—don't punish the bad actors,…

"Saying a lunchbox is a trigger for bullying is like saying a short skirt is a trigger for rape. It's flawed logic. It doesn't make any sense."

This is giving me a for-real, life-changing, lightbulb moment right now. I think I owe you approximately $300 worth of Tupperware, karmically.

I enjoyed this article.

Rick Santorum feels super vindicated right now.

I. Do. Not. Understand. I'm Irish and I've got hair that actually introduces itself to seatmates on the train. GTFO.

For even more sparkly fuck's sake, I fail to see how anyone's HAIR can be a problem. Unless it is literally ON FIRE, there are very few ways hair can be disruptive.